Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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