I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
