I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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