the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Actions speak louder than pants.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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