i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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