One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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