talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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