have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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