that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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