I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Randomize
