I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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