I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Quick, to the slutcave!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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