my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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