I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i barfeds in our rink
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
two words...techno handjob
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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