even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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