On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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