I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just had sex bonerless
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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