you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
operation have a gay friend backfired
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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