he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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