Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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