could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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