Where is the hickey?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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