I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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