haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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