I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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