I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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