Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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