It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
