It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
