Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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