do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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