I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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