I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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