Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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