Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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