Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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