Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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