Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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