but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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