I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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