People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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