If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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