everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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