R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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