thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Do plants get herpes?
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