How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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