her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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