You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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