i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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