That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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