Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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