he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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