But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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