there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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